$JAIL TOKEN

▌ THE FOUNDER COOKED ▐ THE TOKEN COOKS HARDER ▐
$JAIL ON TON
DAY 1: Vova deployed the contract from inside the cell DAY 3: Guard sold the bottom, rekt DAY 7: Cellmate is now a $JAIL holder DAY 12: Parole hearing — DENIED. Bullish DAY 47: Ex-wife dumped, kot still holds DAY 89: Founder allocation moved to commissary DAY 1: Vova deployed the contract from inside the cell DAY 3: Guard sold the bottom, rekt DAY 7: Cellmate is now a $JAIL holder DAY 12: Parole hearing — DENIED. Bullish DAY 47: Ex-wife dumped, kot still holds DAY 89: Founder allocation moved to commissary
Tap Vova to make him react Interactive pixel character in prison cell — tap to trigger reactions
▌ INMATE #404 · CHARGE: PROMISED 1M USERS · DELIVERED 1M BOTS ▐
▌ TAP VOVA ▐
PRICE
$0.000404
SENTENCE
5Y / 1B SUPPLY
CHAIN
TON
DAY
1 / 1825

▌ THE LORE

Meet Vova. Promised 1M users. Delivered 1M bots. In court he said: "A bot is also a user, just artificial. It's AI. It's trendy."

Judge gave him 5 years. Vova said: "5 years? Bullish. Longer than my vesting was."

$JAIL — мемкоин в честь Вовы. И всех Вов крипты.

▌ TOKENOMICS

89%
TEAM BUY Заходим на BLUM memepad вместе со всеми. ↳ INTERNAL SPLIT BELOW
5%FOUNDERScommissary fund + cigarettes
2%MARKETINGno bots this time, swear
1%AIRDROPreward for the witnesses
▌ REMAINING 81% → LOCKED LIKE HIM · 5Y · NO PAROLE ▐

▌ ROADMAP

  • PHASE 1: Vova gets indicted ✓
  • PHASE 2: Vova gets sentenced ✓
  • PHASE 3: Launch on BLUM memepad ✓
  • PHASE 4: Complete bond → migrate to STON.fi
  • PHASE 5: 10,000 holders before parole hearing
  • PHASE 6: CEX listing or release on good behavior
  • PHASE 7: $1B mcap or 5 years, whichever comes first

▌ JOIN VOVA

CA: EQDxxx...not_deployed_yet_xxx...JAIL
▌ TELEGRAM ▌ BUY ON BLUM
▌ $JAIL IS A MEME TOKEN. NO UTILITY. NO PROMISES. NO PAROLE. ▐
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • NOT LEGAL ADVICE • DEFINITELY NOT BAIL MONEY
BUILT ON TON · LAUNCHED ON BLUM memepad · TG: t.me/jailonton